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What is a Road Runner?
(or what do adults DO on campouts?)
Scientific Name: Parent whodrivesus - named after their curious habit of stuffing large numbers of Scouts and their gear into their vehicles and then
migrating in one direction on a Friday only to make the return migration two days later. Somewhat unusual, their diet, habitat and activity suggest that they do not belong to the same species as their offspring (Scouts whoarehyper).
Food: Despite rumors to the contrary, they don’t consume the same diet as their young. Rather
they have a more sophisticated diet consisting of fine food with coffee or tea. It has even been rumored that their leader has remarkable talents in the preparation of their food and this
apparently has “rubbed off” on most other members of the species. Furthermore, once every year, the young apparently also display this skill on a special day known as “Battle Chefs.”
Habitat: They tend to camp or sleep near their young but not in amongst them. This species is
fairly self sufficient with each member bringing their own gear (e.g. sleeping bag, tent, utensils, etc.). However, if a new member comes into the group, they readily round up any missing items
to make the new member as comfortable as possible.
Activity: The adults are much more sedate than their young; however that does not mean that they are not happy and content. On the contrary, they seem to truly enjoy each others’
company, choosing to interact with one another, almost totally ignoring the clamoring of the offspring. They DO NOT take care of the offspring as the offspring are apparently expected to
take care of themselves. Only to prevent accidents, or in cases of emergency, do they rise to action to take care of the young.
Final Comments: After a short while of observation, I was drawn in and readily accepted by
the group. I would encourage any parent to take the opportunity to interact with this species. Please come on a campout, you won’t be asked to do much (except to drive... which
REALLY is a lot of help) and partake in the relaxing fellowship of the other adults.
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